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There is not a good thing about a blues harp.

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[24 Mar 2005|08:53pm]

well I'm late. but i'm killing the community. :) i am no longer afraid of harmonicas.
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whoa, hey, okay. [24 Feb 2005|01:32pm]

[ mood | anxious ]

society is trying to kill me slowly, with every color of the rainbowCollapse )
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Gunmetal. [22 Jan 2005|08:53pm]

[ mood | bitchy ]

Okay guys, I saw a hideous commercial.

York Heating and Cooling

Opening scene is an old lady. She says, "Gunmetal." and then produces a large black Hohner harmonica and starts playing.

It's simply awful and I hope I never see it again.

I don't know why harmonicas are making a comeback.

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ugh. [04 Dec 2004|11:06am]

[ mood | cold ]

this is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life... and it was in my dream the other nightCollapse )

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[24 Nov 2004|01:51pm]

[ mood | GAHHHH ]

Okay, I thought Shark Food was bad. Download and listen to the near end of "At The End Of A Show" by Starsailor. It's the rapid inhaling and exhaling into a harmonica, producing a high, piercing screech.

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Top Ten Sad Moments. [13 Nov 2004|09:42pm]

[ mood | irate ]

Okay, update time.

I swear on my almost-3-years-deceased grandmother's grave to whatever higher power there is out there that whoever exposes me ears to the shrill sound of a harmonica shall forever burn in hell.

Top Ten Sad Moments
10. The harmonica solo in the well-renowned "Say You'll Be There" by our beloved Spice Girls. You know, Judd Lander didn't have to ruin that song with his harp.

9. That damn Pillsbury commercial.

8. That fucking macaroni and cheese commercial.

7. This guy Chris at school brought one in. Luckily I didn't have to hear it, but I saw it and that was enough.

6. At my twin cousins' like fifth birthday, they had these little plastic toy harmonicas. Those things sound like the devil on heroin.

5. When my friend Morgan and I got into her dad's van to go to a Halloween party, there was one lying on the backseat. Morgan just had to pick it up and blow into it.

4. The first time I heard "Love Me Do" by the Beatles. It kind of sounds like there's water trapped in it too.

3. The Hawthorne Heights show. The first band on had a really gross lead singer who had the same damn hairdo as Claudio Sanchaz and he played a "little ditty he just learned on his harmonica."

2. When I found out my friend Heather had one in her room.

1. The intro to Shark Food by Starsailor. You get teased. It starts with a beautiful bass riff, but then in comes a muted harmonica.

UGH. As of now the Pillsbury commercial is on.

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=) [13 Nov 2004|06:28pm]
[ mood | stressed ]

yay, a community that hates harmonicas! =). the sound of a playing harmonica reminds me of when cars slam on their breaks and it makes a screeching tire noise. ::cringe:: or nails on a chalkboard. lucky for me my school has decided to bless us with a harmonica club. one of these days im going to go to one of those meetings and burn all the harmonicas. ::evil laugh::

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Join up! [07 Nov 2004|11:38am]

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[04 Oct 2004|06:33pm]

[ mood | aggravated ]

The sound of harmonicas make me violent.

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[21 Sep 2004|07:38pm]

[ mood | accomplished ]

So me and Alyssa started this community to proclaim our hate for... *drumroll*

the infamous invention of the harmonica. blues harp. annoying piece of metal reeds, whatever you wish to call it.

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